Fruitcake MIDI Forum Treasury

Izzhov · Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:04 pm Post subject:

It's a fapping stick!
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The_Worminator · Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:12 pm Post subject:

Yeah. The utensil in question would be one of the many subjects on which there exists an Americano-English discrepancy.
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[quote="Tommy"]Tinytim got it.
At a guess he probably stopped playing it after 5 minutes.
He said he liked to look at the instruction book as it has a man having an erection inside it.[/quote]

The Midnight Thunderboy · Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:44 pm Post subject:

The_Worminator · Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:48 pm Post subject:

Good boy!

I even took photos of feline/spatula information interchange once.
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[quote="Tommy"]Tinytim got it.
At a guess he probably stopped playing it after 5 minutes.
He said he liked to look at the instruction book as it has a man having an erection inside it.[/quote]

chzrm3 · Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:08 am Post subject: D =

Oh wow, yeah, whatever happened to Gold Jinjo? Wasn't he posting here for a bit after KV sunk?
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No read comprehension is not your strong point so I'll you a picture for you. -ubeenhad, just before he a picture for me[/quote]

[quote="Wormy"]I wish I could supply, as everyone else as, good news regarding my love life but sadly not as I am currently shagging a fat girl until I find someone better. [/quote]

Tommy · Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:55 pm Post subject:

http://www.upmykilt.net/2008/02/why-guys-like-girls/

This is one of the most disgusting things I've read all week.

Certain individual girls are great, but when someone comes out with a comment like
"Women are perfect." I feel like replying "A perfect creature would not bleed out of their vagina every month."

Is it worth the awkard silence?
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Izzhov · Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:02 pm Post subject:

That website has atrocious grammar. It's sickening.

Poopsoda16 · Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:33 pm Post subject:

When you have a Hi C thing and the straw is screwed up so you can stick it through the top.
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A recent study shows that 92% of all teenagers have moved on to rap music. Put this in your sig if you are one of the 8% who stayed with real music.

Tommy · Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:39 am Post subject:

On the Wikipedia page for 'Afternoon Delight'

"2007: On the Family Guy episode Stewie Kills Lois, Meg listens to the song in her room before she uses a pack of hot dogs for masturbation (note: This scene is only seen on the Cartoon Network/Adult Swim version. The FOX version has a different scene where Meg is outside her room with the pack of hot dogs and runs inside, making the masturbation reference less obvious) "

HAHAHAH! THAT'S SOME CUTTING HUMOUR RIGHT THERE!

My contempt for Family Guy and all that produce it is complete.

Also when I was reading the free Metro newspaper it told me:

'Cucumbers increase the blood flow to the vagaina.'

Gee thanks. That's not the sort of thing it's easy to unlearn.
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Young men, you're getting detention for being without shorts
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Poopsoda16 · Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:45 pm Post subject:

Heres a time line in which I'm mad.

December 26th: Buys Rock Band
January 14th: Kick Pedal Breaks
February 2nd: New Kick Pedal Arrives
February 15th: New Kick Pedal Breaks
February 19th: Calls EA to tell them how sucky their products are.
TBA: Newest Kick Pedal Arrives
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A recent study shows that 92% of all teenagers have moved on to rap music. Put this in your sig if you are one of the 8% who stayed with real music.

dPaladin · Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:05 pm Post subject:

00tinytim00 · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:07 pm Post subject:

I don't like how I was going to get a Bloo avatar and be a trendsetter, but then my sister read my mind and plundered the idea for herself.

Aubergine-Head · is your father (NOOOOO) Joined: 25 Jun 2007 Posts: 361

Take THAT!

Mwa ha. Revenge is sweet. Evil or Very Mad

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Chrissyo · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:22 pm Post subject:

University begins again on Monday. Yay for 6am wake-ups, 4-5 hours of daily travel, exams, prac reports, study and what not.
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dPaladin · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:45 pm Post subject:

4-5 hours of travel? Are you going to school in Chile or something?
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Chrissyo · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:51 pm Post subject:

dPaladin · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:54 pm Post subject:

Oooh. I suppose there's no chance of you getting a place to live closer to the university? I logically assume that you would have done this if you were able to! Or maybe you're going to wait 101 days before you do it.
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Izzhov · Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:34 pm Post subject:

Procrastinating. I'm doing it right now. I hate it because... aw, I'll tell ya later.
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Aubergine-Head · is your father (NOOOOO) Joined: 25 Jun 2007 Posts: 361

Aww man!

I was having a really good dream and I got woken up by the Earthquake up in t'North. Now I can't remember the dream at all. Sad

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chzrm3 · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:55 am Post subject: DX

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Tommy · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:08 pm Post subject: Re: DX

Lester Square · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:21 pm Post subject:

Oh, come on. What's the point in paying taxes if you don't get to whinge about it?

Y'old killjoy, you.
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