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[Doctor Phileas Fragg]

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by huge explosions. But a crocodile came everywhere, and it took ages to circumnavigate the vast with a sponge. After this cleanup, the crocodile said atom bombs are a leading cause of colorectal cancer. This made Moe even more aroused. He decided to do something about his arresting libido by whipping out a trout from his trou(t)sers and slapping around some poor chap called Deven Gallo. His face became rather red, as he overclocked the genesis, causing a severe allergic reaction in his pants. "What horrors!" he cried, but only ironically.

Then the trout leapt from his hand and said absolutely nothing about the pink kitten that was hiding clocks of destiny. He soon wished that magical avocados would bugger off to write a haiku on what this three word story represented. Suddenly, absolutely freakin' nothing survived the atomic blast somehow, but who cares, right? Not even Barbie remained unscathed. Of course, Barbie is quite sad now.

Unexpectedly, there was something sudden. Then, something generic happened. What followed next will rock your elbows. Enraged chickens wrote angry letters to Moe, deploring his deplorably unconscionable rampant bombing. Moe had never been drafted into the April Fool's Cult, and he sure didn't know about any grapefruit scams involving said cult. One thing's certain

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[Hope you mind if I take the liberty of truncating individual posts, like in the last thread. For anyone unfamiliar: we post the bulk of the story in every first-post on every page, except in italitcs, and just copy/paste the last paragraph or two into our own posts. This ensures that every post isn't ginormous. -CM]
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[quote="Izzhov"]But you can probably drop me and tell Lester to do my panel instead, since he's already gay and frankly I really don't care about my sexual orientation. [/quote]

[Cheese Monkey]

Unexpectedly, there was something sudden. Then, something generic happened. What followed next will rock your elbows. Enraged chickens wrote angry letters to Moe, deploring his deplorably unconscionable rampant bombing. Moe had never been drafted into the April Fool's Cult, and he sure didn't know about any grapefruit scams involving said cult. One thing's certain: Moe is a
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PSO crap (Bestows +1 geekiness)!
[quote="Xenofan"]You wouldn't be here without sex, the internet wouldn't be here without sex, and heck, the Gamecube wouldn't be here without sex.[/quote][quote="Yoshgunn"]At first, don't overthink things. It's OK to become a small African village and injure yourself.[/quote]

[Doctor Phileas Fragg]

I do mind indeed! I suspect you'll be happy though, since you hoped I would mind!


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