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Upsilon · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:10 am Post subject:

ANNOUNCEMENT: I AM GOING ON HOLIDAY FOR A WEEK. THEREFORE I AM HEREBY DECLARING THIS TOPIC DORMANT UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. I SHALL RETURN ON THE 2ND OF AUGUST, BUT MAY NOT UPDATE THE THREAD THE VERY INSTANT I RETURN. THANK YOU.
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Izzhov · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:33 pm Post subject:

O'kay d'okay.

Upsilon · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:10 am Post subject:

THREAD RE-OPENED, YOU MAY NOW POST

thank you
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LynkStar · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:20 pm Post subject:

feck this

where are we going? how far is it? is it close enough for me to fly? because this is taking waay too long.

(also welcome back Smile

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Dr Fruitcake · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:04 am Post subject:

having elicited no response from notsephiroth, zul'gun grudgingly accepts that his fate must be to go on living in spite of his recent catastrophic failures. "in that case," he mutters with an obvious lack of enthusiasm, "i must work even harder to regain my lost honor."

the troll stares at his broken radio for a moment, before turning to the party and asserting, "as much as it pains me to say it, these horses may be a lost cause. as with my own short-lived transportation," he adds, glacing back at the overturned automobile.

after a pause, he gestures in colin's direction and says, "the boy mentioned that there was a second cab? i suggest we go and retrieve that, unless anyone has a better idea."
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Yoshgunn · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:35 pm Post subject:

i do

roll to have a better idea
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Izzhov · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:40 pm Post subject:

d00d you aren't even near Zulgun wtf man
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Yoshgunn · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:56 pm Post subject:

ideas dont have limits the only limit is your imagination

and dice
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Izzhov · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:28 pm Post subject:

yeah but seeing things has limits and also you can't hear things with your imagination if they are real like zulgun except he's only real in D&D which is in our imaginations but that means you can't hear him in D&D unless you have superhearing or something
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Shadow Blade · Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:17 pm Post subject:

As far as I can make out in this giant bable of confusion, Zul'Gun and his car, are right next to the cab here. So yeah, he might be able to hear him. IF HE WASN'T AN OLD MAN DID U THINK OF THAT??

Anyway, that car had better still run.
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Izzhov · Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:20 pm Post subject:

what about bloodhoof
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Shadow Blade · Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 4:52 pm Post subject:

What about Bloodhoof?
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Izzhov · Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:50 pm Post subject:

no rly what about bloodhoof
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Upsilon · Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:13 am Post subject:

holy crap lynkstar, they should call you "uninformedstar"

ok time for an explanation of where things stand as of lynkstar's last post for those of you who have... lost track (which is a euphemism for "can't be bothered to reread the last few pages so dm has to do everything")

everybody except chzrm3 and damian: you are on the road to the shri'aff desert (not IN the desert yet - there seem to be some people who are STILL confused about this), about 20 miles from the hansom station and 78 miles from the desert. whether or not this is within flying distance is entirely dependent on your stats. given your propensity towards bending the rules of pokemon to best suit your will, i expect that you should have little trouble with it. you have a hansom cab, some injured horses and an overturned and battered reliant robin

damian is still hanging around in cathode city but he hasn't exactly posted recently

chzrm3 is being very quiet lately, i wonder why. but anyway, he's at the cab station and has yet to act

oh yeah, and hans' corpse is there with him, just in case you'd forgotten about that

yoshgunn, you roll a 12. in a sudden and quite unexpected moment of lucidity, you reply to zul'gun, who has already begun to make a move: "hold it!" you then outline your idea to the others, who agree that it's a simple plan without any major drawbacks that should be quite easy to put into action. indeed, it should get you to the desert in about 5 turns, faster than those horses ever could have. what's particularly great about your idea is that with a slight modification suggested by zul'gun, you're able to take the horses along with you as well, meaning you can drop them off at the veterinarian inn that is found on the edge of the desert and has totally always been there

5 turns till you reach the desert

oh also, i should point out that even though they didn't say anything in this thread, sam and lynkstar are both currently away and will be for a few more days. i myself will be out of here between the 16th and the 26th, so progress on this thing over the summer will be... halting
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Yoshgunn · Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:20 am Post subject:

umm whats the idea

......OH DAMMIT HE TRICKED ME

RggHHHHHH

fine im walking back to that other cab screw u guys
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Shadow Blade · Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:03 am Post subject:

"Yo Zul'man" I say.

Roll to see if the car can still run (can it? idk, that's why I'm rolling; high roll=perfect condition).

If it is, I urge everbody (specially the big people *cough*Edward*cough*) to help get this car right-side-up again so we can hook it up to the cab. I don't want to have to walk 20 miles all the way back to the other cab.
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Izzhov · Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:23 pm Post subject:

how do you know his name?????
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LynkStar · Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:01 pm Post subject:

i try to put the car right side up again

roll for success
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Shadow Blade · Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:02 pm Post subject:

Damian · Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:10 pm Post subject:

oh crud i am not sure where archibald is at at the moment and my apologies for neglecting to reply to this thread recently

well due to my delayed absence i would like to roll for success at using archibalds teleporty type magicks to appear near everyone else please

edit ok i see now i am in this wizard police station so i walk out and THEN i try to use my teleporty magicks as per above so please read that ok
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Upsilon · Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:39 pm Post subject:

hey guys

shadow blade, you roll a 5. although the car is superficially in a bad state, the engine and wheels still seem to be working

lynkstar, you roll an 11. however, you are currently a weak little-girl pokemon and therefore need a 12 to overturn the vehicle on your own, sorry

damian, you roll a 3. your attempt to teleport to wherever an adventure might be happening transports you only a few yards down the road to where a petulant child is rebelling against her stern mother
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Yoshgunn · Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:02 pm Post subject:

i want to pickpocket someone in the group

i pick zulgun

roll for stealth
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LynkStar · Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 2:02 pm Post subject:

i ask for help overturning the car

roll for success
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Shadow Blade · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:26 pm Post subject:

I'll help you Edward!!
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Yoshgunn · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:28 pm Post subject:

you cant he didnt ask for help yet

thats it i choose to pickpocket zulgun and shadow blade now
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