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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sweeney Todd is an 18.

A musical is a bloody 18!!

That's my Friday night out of the window. ¬_¬
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sam wrote:
Try them on before you buy them?

I did for the first pair I picked up, which were too small so, being lazy, I assumed the next size up would fit, being the same size as the jeans I was currently wearing which fit perfectly.
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He said he liked to look at the instruction book as it has a man having an erection inside it.[/quote]

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, fair enough.

Well, take them back.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aubergine-Head wrote:
Sweeney Todd is an 18.

A musical is a bloody 18!!

That's my Friday night out of the window. ¬_¬


You, Tinytim and an extra long coat. Sorted.

Actually I know a guy who bought a card with a badge that said "18 Today" and wore it to get into Saw. Then again the cinema probably didn't care anyway. And Saw is an evil film.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We're going to go in as a swarm. I'll hide in the middle, and I'll wear high heels. Most of the 6th formers I'm going with are pretty small so...

How to smuggle a 14 year old into an 18 movie. Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alternate tactic: get whoever in the group's over 18 to get the tickets, then meet up with the rest of you.

Tommy wrote:
Actually I know a guy who bought a card with a badge that said "18 Today" and wore it to get into Saw. Then again the cinema probably didn't care anyway.


Oh, so people actually do do that then. Because on my actual 18th birthday I went to an alcomahol shop to buy alcomahols and when questioned for ID I indicated such a badge. The harpy serving just glared at me and went 'no', so I produced my real ID and, upon looking at it, she glared at me even more and said 'Just.' Service with a smile!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Oh, so people actually do do that then. Because on my actual 18th birthday I went to an alcomahol shop to buy alcomahols and when questioned for ID I indicated such a badge. The harpy serving just glared at me and went 'no', so I produced my real ID and, upon looking at it, she glared at me even more and said 'Just.' Service with a smile!

What is "just" supposed to mean? I don't understand the significance of "just."
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aubergine, watching a Sweeny Todd before the age of 18 will almost certianly transform you into a gore-loving mass-murderer near instantly.

Kindly think of your psyche, and by extension, all the vulnerable innocents within a 5-mile radius you would undoubtably slaughter.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We don't have 18+ movies here in Australia (except for ultra-porn!), we have 15+ movies. Earlier last year, my friends and I went to see a 15+ film, bought our tickets without hassle then proceeded to the cinema. When we got to the usher, he looked at us all skeptically and asked for ID. We're all over 18 (some were over 19). Razz So we whipped out our drivers licenses and off we went. It seemed strange.

Oh, and speaking of buggeries - clouds. It has been consistently cloudy/rainy since November. It isn't fair! Crying or Very Sad
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Izzhov wrote:
The_Worminator wrote:
Oh, so people actually do do that then. Because on my actual 18th birthday I went to an alcomahol shop to buy alcomahols and when questioned for ID I indicated such a badge. The harpy serving just glared at me and went 'no', so I produced my real ID and, upon looking at it, she glared at me even more and said 'Just.' Service with a smile!

What is "just" supposed to mean? I don't understand the significance of "just."

As in "only just acceptable". Because it's against her better judgement to legally provide alcomahol.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How can you refuse this angelic face?


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JK9000 wrote:
Aubergine, watching a Sweeny Todd before the age of 18 will almost certianly transform you into a gore-loving mass-murderer near instantly.

Kindly think of your psyche, and by extension, all the vulnerable innocents within a 5-mile radius you would undoubtably slaughter.


Yess. ADVANTAGE! That makes me want to see it more.

The_Worminator wrote:
Alternate tactic: get whoever in the group's over 18 to get the tickets, then meet up with the rest of you.


That's basically what we're doing, I'm gonna bugger off and get popcorn and give someone my money to get my ticket. If we can't get the popcorn, I'm standing with the smallest 18 year old (Who I'm taller than).
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I recently realised that I have a deep, disproportionate loathing for local news. I can't abide the hateful combination of the smiling self-important nobodies on the front page, the contrived jollity of that amiable, dull prose, and worst of all, the absurd bathos. I'm dimly aware that I should find something quaint or charming about the notion that "Church fete 'a hoot', say parishioners" is still worthy of a headline in some quarters, but I can't see why such stories would be of interest to anyone apart from the people featured in them, turning the attempt at journalism into a sickening parade of egocentric nonsense. God, it gets on my nerves.

EDIT: I will admit that when I masochistically flicked through my local rag to try and support my distaste for the genre, I was slightly cheered up by the headline "Putting their breast foot forward".
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well Upsi, they're just there to disprove the idea that 'no news is good news'. After all you need a story telling you 'Small Child Nurses Bluebird Back To Health' to balance out the horror and bleakness of professional journalism which only offer tales such as 'Pair Of Youths Torture Disabled Man In His Own House For Hours Before Leaving Him To Die'.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In our local newspaper there was a story about someone who found a dead mouse in her slipper after she had been wearing it all day.

Anyway, something that's buggering me at the moment is I have to revise the whole of Key Stage 3 Science in less than a week...
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh it gets worse from here, don't you worry about that.

That is unless you can skim through your books the night before and get top marks while other people have been slaving away for months. But then again if that's the case everyone you ever meet will hate you and you'll die alone so I guess it balances out.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tommy wrote:
Oh it gets worse from here, don't you worry about that.

That is unless you can skim through your books the night before and get top marks while other people have been slaving away for months. But then again if that's the case everyone you ever meet will hate you and you'll die alone so I guess it balances out.

That explains a lot for me...
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm.

Hm.

Sometimes I wish life was nicer.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having some unknown sickness, get to skip some of school tomorrow to go to doctors though. But like its been hell and buggers me.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Allow me to explain my latest injury.

On the way home on the bus today, I had turned round to talk to Upsi, so I was facing the wrong way in the seat. Suddenly, the bus driver slammed on the brakes VERY hard, causing everyone to jerk forwards and back again. Unfortunately, on the way back, my neck hit the metal bar on the top of each seat rather hard.

Now it hurts to breathe and swallow, a red mark has appeared, and the area has swollen up. Not nice. Sad
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That Upsilon, always a bad luck charm.

I'm currently mad because I got some big Social Studies test on Thursday. Cause I mean EVERYONE LOVES studying about how people built a canal and mexicans fought mexicans!
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LynkStar wrote:
Allow me to explain my latest injury.

On the way home on the bus today, I had turned round to talk to Upsi, so I was facing the wrong way in the seat. Suddenly, the bus driver slammed on the brakes VERY hard, causing everyone to jerk forwards and back again. Unfortunately, on the way back, my neck hit the metal bar on the top of each seat rather hard.

Now it hurts to breathe and swallow, a red mark has appeared, and the area has swollen up. Not nice. Sad


Just a quick correction - it wasn't because he slammed on the brakes, it was because he had the bus in gear then took his foot off the clutch which causes the bus to jerk forwards.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One for Claims Direct, surely?
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a double ear infection.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poopsoda16 wrote:
I have a double ear infection.

That sucks. I used to get ear infections ALL the time, but I haven't one in years. I always hated them.

Tommeh wrote:
That is unless you can skim through your books the night before and get top marks while other people have been slaving away for months. But then again if that's the case everyone you ever meet will hate you and you'll die alone so I guess it balances out.

Hm. And I thought people hated me because I'm ugly.

Attempting that tactic with calculus (or even pre-calculus, actually) put my grade in dire straights. It's okay now though. I don't mind if I don't make the scene. I've got a daytime job; I'm doing all right!

Aubadabababa wrote:
We're going to go in as a swarm. I'll hide in the middle, and I'll wear high heels. Most of the 6th formers I'm going with are pretty small so...

I assume you've already gone by now, but I'd just like to mention that there's no way you'd pass for anything resembling 18. Well, the number 13 kind of resembles the number 18, but that's not what I meant. Also, I have a feeling that other thread explains what a 6th former is, but I'm not looking at it right now.

Anyway:

My buggery receptacle is thoroughly buggered for a few reasons:

1) I applied to Cincinnati's College-Conservatory of Music as a composition (transfer) major, and they failed me at the portfolio review, which has absolutely NEVER happened, even with more selective schools. This means they either hate chromaticism, or my music has gotten worse. Possibly it was because I didn't record any of the pieces I sent them, though they shouldn't care about that.

2) I just played to the end of FFV (my first time going through it and I haven't beaten it yet) to discover that I'm missing several summons/espers/things. And Omega and Shinryuu keep destroying me no matter how I tweak my classes and equipment. AND I hate mass level-gaining. Good news is ZSNES has turbo and fast forward keys.

3) I am missing textbooks for two classes that have already assigned homework this semester. I borrowed someone's for the sociology homework, but I had to take a dive on some lame music theory assignment that would have taken me minutes if I actually had the workbook. I've ordered them, but they're still on the way.

EDIT: Also, the SLIGHT formatting differences between vB and phpBB screw me up all the time, buggering my buggery receptacle nearly to the limit of buggerdom.
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